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I am me: Johannes Spielmann.

I make things, mostly with computers.

I also do mathematics, but not as much as I should.

I am proficient in many things: Python, Django, HTML and CSS, SQL, Javascript, Java, Differential Geometry, Stochastics, big data and small data, Mercurial, Git, Linux, Mac OS, Windows, Unity3D, Unreal Engine, VR, Trackmania, ESP32/ESP8266, MicroPython, English, German, Swedish, clicking, double-clicking and email. And many more.

If you need anything done in any of those things, send me an email and we’ll work together.

To answer your question: yes, you should definitely hire me!

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